Information You Provide

I collect information that you provide to me, like your name, email address, and favorite conspiracy theory. When you create an account, I collect your username, password (hashed and salted for security), and any other information you choose to provide, such as your favorite conspiracy theory.

Automatically Collected Information

We also collect information automatically when you visit our website, such as your IP address, browser type, (minimal) visitor analytics and how many times you’ve rewatched “The Office.” When you view comments, I collect data about which comments you view, including the comment text, author, and timestamp. When you vote on a comment, I collect data about your vote (upvote or downvote) and associate it with your account.

Abuse

If you engage in abusive behavior on my website, such as spamming, trolling, or posting inappropriate content, I may collect information about your actions and take appropriate measures, including banning your account or canceling you on X (formally Twitter).

Cookies

We may use cookies to enhance your experience on our website. These cookies are used to remember your preferences and provide personalized content. You can choose to accept or decline cookies. However, declining cookies may limit your ability to access certain features of the website. What that means will remain uncertain, mostly because I can’t be bothered to check if there are cookies.

Changes to This Policy

I reserve the right to change this policy at any time, for any reason, without notice. Because who has time for transparency, right?

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this privacy policy, please don’t hesitate to reach out in the comments below. Please send all legal threats to my email. I promise to respond promptly, unless I’m too busy selling your data to the highest bidder.